My recliner

What would I do without my recliner? I've been sitting in it for 23 hours straight now. I've slept about 3 or 4 of those hours, but mostly I've been watching TV. I've been watching the daily recaps of the Tour De France most every day during July, but this was the first time I watched the five hours of live coverage from 3:30 am to 8:30 am. Sure, my eyes were closed during much of that time because I'm doped up on Vicodin...but if I heard something interesting I would open my eyes and hit rewind on the Tivo. I've also watched 3 episodes of MTV Cribs (who the heck is Ryan Cabrera?), Judge Judy, Skateboarding on FuelTV, Deadliest Catch, SNL, Cowboy Flavor (my favorite cooking show), True Hollywood Story about Beyonce, and some other equally intellectual shows...I can actually feeling myself becoming dumber. Normally I would expect my back would hurt or butt would be sore after 23 hours in the same chair...but I guess Vicodin is the cure for that too. Keep that in mind next time you want to watch 23+ hours of TV in a narcotic stupor.